The Lokilizer

Britain: So we have the Olympics.
Britain: And Benedict Cumberbatch.
Britain: And James Bond.
Britain: And the Queen.
Britain: And Danny Boyle.
Britain: And Kenneth Branagh.
Britain: And ducks and shit.
Britain: And Women's rights.
Britain: And free healthcare.
Britain: And JK FUCKING ROWLING.
Britain: And Voldemort, Mary Poppins, Peter Pan..
Britain: And the Beatles and amazing music.
Britain: And Rowan Atkinson.
Britain: And THE MOTHERFUCKING TARDIS! HEAR IT?
America: We have freedom.
Britain: We do too.
America: Well shit.
Britain: *hums God save the queen, drinks boatloads of tea and strokes corgi*