If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
Also, just remember that Tom Hiddleston can make that noise on command…
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He grew up.
Tagged:
#Merlin
#black and white
Reblogged from: mattstiel
Source:
colinmorganist
Today at work...
- Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
- Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
- Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
- Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?
- Me: Certainly. And your name is?
- Customer: Mark Pellegrino.
- Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?
- Customer: Yes.
- Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
- Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
- Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.
Tagged:
#OMG
#Mark Pellegrino
Reblogged from: thehipsterhasthetardis
Source:
impalawanderlust
Tagged:
#OH MY GOD
#this post has made my night
#dying
#Tom Hiddleston
#that fucking man
Reblogged from: gofuckyourselftomhiddleston
Source:
moonflowerlights
WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
Tagged:
#OMG
#Sesame Street
#Grover
Reblogged from: ineffableconstellations
Source:
sabrinagrimm

Tagged:
#emma stone
#life ruiner
Reblogged from: mshiddleston
Source:
robstenaddicted
Tagged:
#GPOY
#Abby Howard
#aka my spirit animal
#Junior Scientist Power Hour
#forever reblog
#comic strip
Reblogged from: unofficialsherlockian
Source:
tastefullyoffensive
Tagged:
#Iron Man 3
#forever reblog
#gif
Reblogged from: unofficialsherlockian
Source:
mishasteaparty

Can we just take a moment and be jealous over where this kids hands are?
that kid knows to put your hands as close to the butts as possible while still staying subtle.
Tagged:
#omg
#Tegan and Sara
#lucky kid
Reblogged from: chrissiege
Source:
igotacureforyourcrimes







